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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 天前

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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 天前
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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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    11 天前

    I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.

    • theprogressivist @lemmy.world
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      11 天前

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 天前

        Who ordered you to use that flamethrower, boot?

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      11 天前

      “Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web.”

    • Suffa@lemmy.wtf
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      11 天前

      arachno-spindicalist web

    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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      11 天前

      You don’t vote for spiders!

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    12 天前

    Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.

    don't open; whip-spider inside

    Heterophrynus specimen, order Amblypygi

    • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 天前

      That’s enough internet for life

    • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 天前

      The whip spider looks like it’s saying “oh my gosh! For me?!”

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        11 天前

        😳 🙈

    • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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      11 天前

      How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        11 天前

        Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I’m not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It’s like I’m giggling and profoundly worried I’m seeing an alien at the same time.

        • untorquer@lemmy.world
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          11 天前

          And this is how today i learned that horses are phoretic hosts for humans.

    • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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      11 天前

      Gah damn it.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 天前

      Adorable! Whos a pretyy baby? You’re a pretty baby!

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 天前

      WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        11 天前

        WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?

      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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        11 天前

        So you see the little copilot in the middle of his face.

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        11 天前

        It just makes it look more spiky, why are you so harsh?

    • RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      11 天前

      I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn’t be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn’t have to.

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        11 天前

        I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone’s mood.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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      11 天前

      Whip spiders are cute

      • filcuk@lemmy.zip
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        11 天前

        This is as far from cute as things can get before turning into outright cosmic horror

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      11 天前

      Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain

    • dabster291@lemmy.zip
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      11 天前

      the spoiler didn’t work (at least not under photon)

  • houndeyes@toast.ooo
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    11 天前

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      11 天前

      I’m a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver’s licence and a good story.

  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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    11 天前

    This shit is fucking funny

  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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    11 天前

    Lmao!

    I just read Children of Time, so this got me by the bubu!

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      11 天前

      You missed the la

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        11 天前

        Corporate goonbrain mentioned products without being asked

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          11 天前

          Angry liberal cuck can’t take a joke

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            deleted by creator

  • Javacafe@lemmy.world
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    11 天前

    Do feline-communists exist?

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      Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don’t give a shit about anyone else.

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 天前

        No. They do not.

        They are all really into stirner, though.

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          11 天前

          Stirner is a memetic hazard but not in a cool SCP sorta way but in a “thank fuck Marx got big” sorta way. Imagine how annoying a Stirner version of a tankie would be.

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            I dont have any evidence, but I 100% believe Engels invented Stirner for Marx to get mad about. Everything we know about the guy reads like 1800s satire, and it reads like Engels sense of humor.

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              Head canon (of actual history) accepted

          • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            11 天前

            Dont have to, had cats.

      • angrystego@lemmy.world
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        11 天前

        So the same as a regular human communist leadership.

    • Zombie@feddit.uk
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      11 天前

      Of course!

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_cat#Anarcho-syndicalism

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      11 天前

      Since cats are autistic, the closest you can get is anarcho-autism.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        This does explain why my cat has difficulty following metaphors

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          especially the tricky metaphors like “dude you have food in the bowl, what the fuck do you want me to do?”

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    Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      11 天前

      And mostly by themselves.

  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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    Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy

  • [object Object]@sh.itjust.works
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    11 天前

    omg skitter!!!

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    Morgora, wife of the Magi of High House Shadow, and High Priestess of Shadow, has entered the chat

  • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    11 天前

    That’s why you always listen.

  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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    https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1006

  • frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml
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    “How old are you?”

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Well yeah, if you don’t want a boot in your neck, or to be the supreme leader ahose boot is on every neck, you must be a child.

      And if you think labor shouldn’t be exploited, you can’t be over 30.

      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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        That’s how I stay young. I’ve been 29 for years.

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          Boot licker.

          Edit: or tyrannical reactionary betrayer of the revolution. How else would you be above the age of twelve?

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “How old are the theorists you’re reading? Do you read Kropotkin or Graeber or something in between?”

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      “If you are not a liberal when you are young, you have no heart. Yep it was my huge heart and brain all along, I’ve always been honest about my beliefs.”

      — also not Winston Churchill

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      yep, i hate this comic…
      decent pun, but they bake the assumption that anarchy-communists are all childish….
      it’s meme propaganda

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        I

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          imagine being so dense that you miss other people getting jokes and then have a false sense of superiority over it….
          what a sad world

          • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            11 天前

            Welcome to the internet

            • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              11 天前

              Have a look around

              • DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
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                11 天前

                Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

                • jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  11 天前

                  We’ve got mountains of content

              • ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social
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                11 天前

                Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.

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                You can stay if you want

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