This is how I see MY America. Fuck off trump, magat, and ruZZia

What an adventure. I think that’s a mule hoof mark on his forhead btw

Probably

No, it’s where you have a jesus fetish

With major portions either missing or balled up and soaked with toilet water, covered in finger prints smeared with self tanner

Eyes and Teeth are all pointing the correct direction, he doesn’t have hotdog skin full of giant viens, and the text is easy to understand, this is not my RFK.

Oh no, I can’t like, only upvote!! 😨

Auf Englisch heißt es ribs.

*from behind

“Shoothing at, from their behind” means they are shooting out of their ass at something

I’m waiting on a brain blast of sorts

😨 stranger danger!

You don’t know how much I love this post. I wish I could hug you for it.

Don’t live there, but I think something to do with Dunkin Donuts

He’s the glove you wear to beat the meat

That picture is wonderful OP, did you take any others while you were there?

Oh no… it’s you, OP!

The way the text is written makes it seem more like a shit post, so it passes better here

I don’t, that’s nightmare fuel

Der wohnt in der Nähe von Frankfurt HBF, Spngebob Habibikopf

Well where I live he’s Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in

This headline is so poorly written, that I had to take it to r/peterexplainsthejoke