iirc deep rock galactic specifically lets you kick people with the message “oops, this was meant to be a private lobby”, which is quite funny

thank you for justifying my dislike of the name

“haha jokes on you i was only pretending to be annoying!”

a shot glass

it’s basically just a fancy way of saying “hey god could i maybe not die in the near future?”

i’m here today to announce that i’m jogging for mayor

this is such a violently alcoholic statement

he was killed

we do have a solution, it’s called treating people like people and telling them to fuck off when they misbehave, and if moderators don’t stop misbehaving then you move.

i feel like every time people complain about things being bad and oh so difficult to solve there’s a blitheringly obvious social solution that has been used for millions of years that is for some reason being ignored

there is a decentralized reddit clone, it’s called lemmy lmao

being decentralized doesn’t mean you have no moderation

free? people should be paid to get an education

PH.Deez nuts

there is one extremely important thing to teach: pull the skin taut

so long as the skin is taut you’re way way less likely to cut yourself

holy shit the usb-to-AC cable is real

people are expected to teach their kids to wash under the foreskin, and some people apparently think it’s just dandy to perform genital mutilation on their children, so no: teaching them to shave doesn’t register on the weirdness scale.

there’s still a lot of people who live in a place with a yard, and if most of them come together to require the ability to keep chickens there then it’ll be untenable for that permission to be denied by HOAs/landlords/local government

lmao, oh the horror, a leftist on lemmy

that’s moving the goalposts, the previous poster claims that you simply cannot tell the difference between sounds that don’t exist in your native language, which is fucking obviously false and they should be ashamed of posting something like that

i have no clue where the fuck people get this idea, it’s clearly nonsense since people pick up accents just from living in a different country for a year or two

i’ve never understood this, i’m slightly older than 9 months and i’ve been perfectly able to pick up new sounds, and people learn new languages all the time…