i have never seen these for use by customers, but they’re very popular at the traditional street food (“grill”) places here in sweden still. Very convenient for the staff to just spritz some ketchup onto your fries before handing them to you.

i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a “model” resort with smol steam train-styled trams, which are fully functional and the whole thing just actually being a quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.

The mad part is that the old-timey cozy vibe is enforced by contract, everything is themed and you must dress accordingly and avoid obvious use of modern stuff while in public. Cars are verboten, as are e-bikes and scooters.

unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one

i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳

it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.

the whole point of the rainbow flag is to not put a representation of literally everything you can think of, and instead using the rainbow (which IRL contains all the colours we can see) as an umbrella.
So yeah no let’s ignore that and just slap on one symbol for every specific identity we can think of, oh hey if you squint your eyes the flag is just white now!
😭

i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience.

at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place

cooked, right?

right?

yeah, eating is as least as important as berries

that’s a confident assertion with 0 evidence

many places do similar things to regular beef, special atmosphere in the packaging and injecting the meat with stuff that makes it redder and/or keeps the colour for longer.

that’s breve

all of these is because modern english went to shit and we should all go back to middle english and actually pronounce those letters. All the other germanic languages pronounce those letters, why must english be all weird and special?

except they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die

then they’re marriage material

this kind of thinking literally kills people, you’re not doing good, you’re a reckless driver.

The speed limit is the speed LIMIT, it’s not a fucking suggestion, and in most cases the speed limit is too high.

but also like… genitals are often featured in older art, finding them ugly is a very modern thing.

Look at all the old statues, they’ve got tits and dick out all over the place, iirc the greeks specifically considered small dicks more appealing!

i think you might want to talk to a therapist

the idea that renting isn’t a completely normal way to live your entire life is such a strange thing, here in sweden at least like a third of the population rents their entire lives and it’s perfectly fucking fine

do you have any actual argument for why it’s bad?