Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.

She eats babbies.

A pic of Emily Blunt would be much more accurate.

Bread pudding is a brown sugar sandwitch.

I suggest deep-frying them.

Too much booger sugar.

No wonder why the Red Lectroids are so permanently pissed off.

Which county?

Edit: Rockland. Which is very much a possibility there.

So, did he watch Civil War but not see the ending?

I can’t pick a favorite.

They’re all neat.

It’s a pigeon flag.

It was inherited from Zoroastrianrism.

He just wanted to break OPSEC in both directions.

In all things, a balance.

This is your yearly reminder to check your jumper settings.

Displacement is a hell of a coping mechanism.

Until it isn’t.

Yes, because that’s a smart move that will totally work…

Not a reliable prevention method.

It’s not so much “food aid” as it is “bait” now.

More importantly, they didn’t name their orange cat after food.

Thus the removal.

The Paris of the Plains!