during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist’s hometown
And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.
Damn how heavy is that sculpture?
Yes
so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher
It should go on a diet of worms
Fun facts:
- If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
- A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes
9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.
then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months
What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we’ve peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.
Tiger Shark!
“14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”
That’s shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!
Other animals that should be done like this:
Dung beetle
Shovelnose Guitarfish
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Chicken turtle
Leafy Seadragon
Ice Cream Cone Worm
Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.
Made entirely of whale.
I feel like a starfish would be a new type of undescribed angel
Now do Tit.
How bout a Humpback
A killer already is.
1:1 size
I’m trying but it just won’t stick!
