I feel like a starfish would be a new type of undescribed angel

Drunk me had no self control and would demolish it after a big night

Our maybe beating a police officer with the pole it’s mounted to

It would be funnier to give them campaign medals. And then when they match in parade they can tell people that they are veterans of the battle of Washington or what ever. Just pull the absolute piss out of them, have podcasts where they discuss their time with Ukrainian veterans to the point where they give up out of embarrassment

Surprised you didn’t mention Jesus and his family fleeing Judea to save him when Herod ordered all male children killed

They thought this before world war 1. Haven’t looked at the stats but I would say Ukraine’s biggest trading partner was Russia and Russia is fine persecuting its way despite being removed from a fair chunk of the international trading community

Uh huh. Threatening sexual violence to fix sexual violence makes so much sense.

Yeah, but isn’t it really underhanded to out someone before they’re ready or have given permission? Don’t really know anyone gay myself, but it seems suss

Bibi’s comments boiled down, “if you love them so much, you take them.”

If the economy is good, the accepted wisdom is interest rates go up

You idiot, you should have said "I told you so,"when the jobs report came out bad and added that the “high interest rates were killing jobs.”

Some parents don’t have time. You knock off work, pick the kids up, and get home and prepare dinner so they can get to bed at a decent time. If you have older kids who need to get to other places, then there’s another constrain. If you need to get to the shops or bank or something you have to cut some tasks out to meet your priorities.

This announcement is de facto recognising a Palestinian state, they will have to wait until September to de jure recognise the state (thankyou CK2 for explaining that distinction.)

Should probably read it in a Texan accent

In the USA, politicians chose the voters!

Cue a bottle of russian vodka being delivered to Pete’s office

According to wiki the salary is $170 000, so that isn’t poor. Is that right?

It’s not about people wanting to limit politician earning capacity, it’s about playing by a different set of rules

They didn’t respond to religious nutjobs, maybe read the article

Clearly you didn’t read the article

Singapore patting it’s back

Yeah this wasn’t published before the company lawyers had a good long look at the article