Jesus Christ.
No really, I see him!
This is fine. I probably taste good.
Dad might be a sith lord
Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface
The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
Hey stranger wanna see my hog?
Pretty sure it was Mark Confucious Twain Switzer…Jr.
“…than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”
I like the jemes
It’s one more rock, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
So sad about Marshall and Rubble’s accident. Their robot replacements are just not the same. They don’t even look like them!
It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp