I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.

Back at the station

Officer: “Forensics just came back, the two pieces are not a match. They belong to two separate victims.”

Grizzled detective: “Mother of god…”

The deafening irony of writing all of that on a Volkswagen.

“Hey, what watch is that?”

Me: “American Megatrends.”

“…”

Me: “it’s EnergyStar compliant.”

“What’s wrong with your FAAAAAAACE?!”

Potato skin heads.

Admiral Patrick: “That’s a stupid merge request.”

I dunno, Malaysia might like him.

I didn’t know 12-year-old boys could be nuns.

Fuddrucker’s

This is why you break bad laws for good reasons.

It’s the only way they’ll understand.

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

They still had unsunken ships in the Black Sea?

You don’t remember the crazy end times truther living in his RV?

I mean, I understand if you don’t. 2012 is not peak cinema.

We’re fucked.

Earth’s fine, we’re fucked.

Woody Harrelson tried to warn us.

“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”

Meanwhile in the kitchen

LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

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