When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.

God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”

Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”

c/trashywholesome

Stumble away! Stumble away!!

Useless fact: Not nearly as bad, but I felt the shockwave from this one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillips_disaster_of_1989

I was with my mother and brother in a city just southwest of Houston at the time. It buffeted our van and we saw the windows of a nearby building wobble. Didn’t find out what it was until days later.

Can we please stop storing corrosive and explosive materials in high-traffic areas with critical infrastructure?

Even the US and Russia has the sense to shove all its depleted uranium and nuclear waste in the middle of nowhere.

That one was so downright cartoonish in scale, I still have trouble believing what I saw.

Dog: “I was lost? I thought you were lost.”

The Kanto region of Japan today was 20 and cloudy with a light breeze.

Depends on where you are.

“What a tweest!”

TIL Moscow’s freeway system looks exactly like Houston Texas.

This is the dumbest thing I’m going to upvote today.

That’s a horrifying thought. Link to the post?

People are like this with unannounced tech products and it’s annoying.

“The ‘Apple Car’ has been canceled.”

There never was an Apple Car! You can’t cancel something that never existed let alone ever got announced.

I watch so much niche stuff that it’s hard for YouTube to sneak their suggestions in.

• someone nerding out about history
• someone nerding out about science
• someone nerding out about Star Trek
• ✅ EPIC FAIL COMPILATION ✅

Metal Gear Solid 2: “European Extreme”

Why are all the good ones taken?

Hey Trump, FUCK YOU!

AI has ruined me. I thought this was generated at first. The more I stared at it the less realistic the house looked. :)

I remember being a kid and LIVING to see the Cookie Monster balloon.