This pic makes me sad. Lil bro tried so hard and got so far…
But in the end, it didn’t even matter.
Goddamnit. I was sad and still laughed.
He had to fall to lose it all. :(
Little guy would of made it if he had just shot his web straight up and attached himself to the sun.
Is he stupid?
I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)
The spider corpse is an important piece of the art! It adds a memento mori aspect to what is otherwise just a cool place a web was spun.
It’s also the author of it, so it would definitely belong
More art galleries need to stuff and display the artists corpse alongside their work.
The spider gives context and removing it would diminish everything
Yeah that could be a horse web for all we know.
Or cob’s. Who knows?
They have horse on the cob now?
Am I having a stroke?
I’m not one to kink shame so go for it.
Lmfao, it’s definitely just you
Get in the god-damn ship, everything’s on the cob!
I hate spiders and even I feel bad abt this shit. It’s just a cruel scenario
My stepdad worked hard all his life. He managed to buy his own plane and fly it all around. To some flying up in a plane might seem somewhat insignificant, but most people never get to fly at all.
We’ve only got so much time to get a plane.
You can get kit planes. I heard the Dyke Delta is the holygrail.
Dyke Delta
Nice try, but I ain’t Googling that.
Last time this was posted, the some answers said it’s actually likely a nest (funnel web spider or something?) and the “dead spider” shed skin.
So the metaphor for capitalism is… The Rich carry on eating the produce of the Poor, while the socialists look on and think the system is dying? Haha! Checkmate Poors!
I have an idea for a new type of horrible animal byproduct farm
Pretty sure what we already do to collect spider silk on an industrial scale is worse than this.
Do we collect spider silk on an industrial scale?
I remember seeing something about genetically modifying goats such that they would produce the proteins in spider silk in their milk, so the milk could be processed and then silk could be mechanically spun. This is a half-remembered TV documentary from years and years ago, so.
What do we do?
Apparently it’s knocked out with carbon dioxide?
Still pretty creepy, and not because of the spider.
That was truly disturbing to see. I’m not sure why but I did not like that at all.
ok, hear he out, we make the cup so it’s tall enough for them to make silk to escape, but short enough so it’s only a mild inconvenience for them. less labour than current system and easier in the spiders.
problem is we don’t get a long single thread but just bundles of nets which can be spun into threads.
TBH spider wasted fuckton of silk on unnecessary web. It died because it wasn’t smart enough
So yeah, a metaphor for capitalism.
Stupidity doesn’t work in any system.
Capitalism shows that it does indeed work! Just not for the average us.
ok tankie
That’s not a tankie thing to say and I doubt, a tankie would stick around on an anarchist server that doesn’t really welcome said people.
Wait, it works for you, too?
Yeah! Fuck that stupid spider! (Sarcasm, obv)
Majority rule don’t work in mental institutions
look at you, feeling superior because you think you can outsmart a spider.
next time you fall into a well i expect you to shit silk in an efficient way to escape
Y’all know that spiders can climb right?
And that spiders often make webs that look like this? Famously, funnel spiders?
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You say that but many have similar structures that use the same force to climb and cling.
Sine wave formation might have been more efficient and hence resulted in survival, but I’m uncertain as to whether the web structure and anchor points would have allowed for it.
What in the middle management is this? Gonna tell a spider how to spin their web… ppfffttt lol
Well, which one of us died mismanaging their web placement?
and only one of you can shit silk
Can’t they just climb the glass?
I’m sure the spider tried
Or a metaphor for socialism… lacking the economic freedom to buy more silk, the spider couldn’t escape an artificially designed system run by a central authority that didn’t predict this scenario, because it isn’t feasible for a central authority to predict every scenario.
Or maybe, given that the looks like the glass is outside on the ground so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn’t ideologically pure enough.
Or maybe it’s just a spider in a glass and you can stretch a metaphor in any direction you want.
mmm yes. a spider which engages in the free market of silk was prevented by socialists from buying silk at a competitive rate. 🧐 that DOES describe what happened here. we should end all public welfare and privatize the justice system.
It’s possible some dumbass got into power and had some goons put the spider into the glass and put tariffs on importing silk. The spider is dead and we’ll never know if the spider would be dead had there been a competent in charge. But socialists are 100% certain the spider was going to die anyway because they believe all spiders will inevitably die because some weirdo with a big beard said something about spiders a couple hundred years ago.
Metaphorically speaking, of course.
No, Marx said Capitalism was a necessary stage of Socialism. It’s not that it dies, it’s necessary and becomes Socialism.
Marx for instance would have disagreed with Mao/China’s initial attempt to jump straight to Socialism… And that mistaken attempt was born out by history (as being a mistake), as it ultimately failed, and China had to open its self to becoming a Socialist Market Economy (in order to make up for its missing the Capitalist steps of becoming inevitably a Socialist society).
There’s a letter towards the end of his life where he speculates about Russia, specifically, skipping the capitalist stage because of cultural reasons.
Arising from a capitalist and industrial system is less of a requirement and more of what he considers to be the most likely scenario. You could, for example, in theory have a peasant revolution but you’d either need to attract industrial expertise to modernize your factories or reinvent a lot of wheels.
And, of course, Marxism isn’t the only socialism.
Marx is kinda hilarious, bad father, vaguely antisemitic, bet on the stock market. Funny guy. I love that conservatives are so freaked out by him.
It’s a smile when commenter do not understand the post ever so slightly and jumps to metaphors like a cool philosophy bro LMAO
Your problem is that you didn’t present just a critique of Socialism, you veered into praising Capitalism unnecessarily (which means a new system was introduced uncritically).
The metaphor for socialism would be that the one party controls the means of production, and that under true socialism there’d be a pile of dead spiders (heros and villains of the revolutionary period), and the web (which defines this epoch’s age of technology) would escape the glass.
Possibly the most educated spider from the party’s politburo would be able to step out of the glass… They would then climb into the next glass and try to foment a revolution there.
But all of the above is still dealing in an archiac propagandists ghost of 1950s Socialism (which wasn’t even like that to begin with)… And many parts of it are in fact a better critique of modern Capitalism with its industrial powerhouses forming monopolies and cartels interoperating with governments, and the culture industry to press people into further wealth disparity and corrupt democracy until it simulates a one party set of state Capitalist values.
Jesus. It’s a fuckin spider in a glass and you just turned into a thesis lol.
It’s four paragraphs dude. Actually due to the poor quality writing it’s really just six run on sentences.
so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn’t ideologically pure enough.
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whatever drug you’re on, do not drive or operate heavy machinery.
Is it half full or half empty?
More than half empty and less than half full
That’s a half truth at best
This thread is wild