pew pew

if you legitimately need me to explain to you how to use adas, i’d be delighted. y’all just be getting in arguments because you’re upset i pay less for gas, insurance, repairs, and just about everything else for my car than you.

how dare you use safety features

some days you feel like hiding. some days, you feel a little:

so like, if we post that same truck picture on said sheriff’s personal webpage with the caption “sheriff crusher” we totally wouldn’t get pulled in by the fbi or nsa or sheriff or anything. this fucking country.

fuck i’ma need some opium to process this

i prefer the nsa funded ones. the cia funded films use too much shaky cam

jokes on him i’ma be a plumber when i throw shaky grenades

just in time for us to have wars for chilean lithium yum

whoever explained their “explainer” doesn’t know taxes

ahh, my butt needed a glrbl on the wrbls

my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.

that’s not true i got a choice

wait fuck

Sorry dude I was running out of clean pants

Gotta shit them first before someone else shids them

soup, soup for my family

NOT FINANCIALLY

Tomato tomato

Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I’ve had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It’s really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How’s yours do?