Extremophiles in the freezer be like:

It’s the exact same story as 47 Ronin, except there are only 18 of them, they are cowboys, and they wear no clothes.

Personally, I’d have moved onto submarines. Just sneak up underneath a ship, cut a hole in the bottom and steal the containers without anyone ever noticing you. 😌

This is definitely projection, because it’s very apparent to anyone with eyes that Trump doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing.

While you’re alive, your body repairs itself. If you cut off a part of your body, it loses that ability. We are such a low temp, our ability to heal just outpaces the time it takes to cook. 😌

What I do on my day off:

I sit.

In my desolate room.

No lights.

No music!

Just anger!

The ending of the episode is great, and it made me wonder if Oliver is on Lemmy because, at least for a day or so not too long ago, a couple of users were doing that exact idea of taking AI genned bullshit and re-doing it by hand.

You can’t own your girlfriend, man. But you can license them for $99.99/year.

I like to think they’re jealous that we get rejected twice as much as anyone else.

I think it’s pretty normal to hate pop. Doesn’t matter where it’s from; most pop is corporate garbage with no soul or emotion. J-pop, K-pop, Latin-pop doesn’t change this. Only the language the soulless corporate music is sang in.

I always wanted to smash one of these walls with a sledge hammer. I bet it would be satisfying as fuck. Not because I hate them or anything, but because I grew up with games like KnockOut and Don’t Break the Ice and these walls trigger my desire to smash out the blocks without destroying the whole wall.

You’d have to prove it was not only you watching them, but that they were watched somewhere other than the crime scene. I mean, it’s entirely possible to run YouTube on your phone while you’re killing someone. Or be running YouTube at your home while you’re not there.

I’ve done this unironucally. It’s not bad. But having a hotdog along with the pickle is 100 times better.

Cell phones existed in 1995. They were expensive and just used for making phone calls, tho.

Had the internet too. I’d be playing Doom or checking out Usenet forums.

Considering the ads, names and jingles?

They come up with all of them after taking the drugs themselves. And not necessarily the ones they are naming.

Having seen a few videos on baking edible cookie dough into cookies not all that long ago: Whatever it is, isn’t actually dough and doesn’t bake well into a cookie outside of a few brands, which may or may not just be lying about not containing egg and wheat flour.

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve had garden hose Pepsi, my dude.

I had online when we were playing Conkers. But that’s because my parents were rad 😎

This isn’t even the final form of her room. They haven’t gotten to the “liquid cooled by way of literally having a puddle of ankle deep water in the room” phase!

They call this one the “suicide pact.”