No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there’s no chance you willingly take someone’s name and then go on and complain about your actions.
Fake.
yup, I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for $500, Alex.
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
That season doesn’t exist and you can’t convince me otherwise
“kaleesi”
Wow, what a blursed name.
A perfectly cromulent name.
OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?
Lemmy doesn’t detect sarcasm? It’s in the tittle
Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that’s r/namenerds.
Funny name. I giggled.
She won’t get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson…no will care, they’ll be too busy making of “Blessica”
And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they’re overweight
It’s a child not a vanity plate
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
I mean, I guess the straights get pretty weird sometimes, but I’m not really seeing the connection.
What?
Typical blahaj zone toxicity.
Cishet bad. Duh.
I think its a bot that starts beef
Man, I wish I had a beefbot…
Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of “wtf is wrong with you” reactions).
The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don’t think it’s a troll, or if it is it’s convincing. I just can’t believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.
I agree about the name being horrible, but parents are going with more and more, let’s just say ‘unusual’ names, spellings and pronunciations these days. I’ve got a Grandson named Charon. Socially, it hasn’t really been a bonus for him.
Eh, the kid could have worse, and it seems pretty fitting for the name’s origins.
If you think of children as blessings, and want to change an existing name a little – in this case, Jessica – it makes sense. The first recorded instance of Jessica is from Shakespeare, who could’ve changed the biblical Iesca (Jeska) to Jessica by mixing Jesse into it (or making Jesse into a woman’s name… or other potential origins like the word jess being turned into a name.) And you consider Bless to be a name (though rather unpopular), so it wouldn’t even be particularly odd for the name.
Anyways then you and your entire family and social group die in the same event, like a volcano burying your village.
The kid could’ve been named “Anna” which also means blessing. She wanted to call her blessica because she was blessed to have her. Which yeah - just go with Anna
Are you arguing that variants of names meaning blessing shouldn’t exist, or are you just against a new name? Because every name was new at one point, and lots of new names are variants of older ones.
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Damn :(
someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
That’s a crunchy mom?
Blive, blaugh, blove
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.
I think you mean the bleginning
thanks to my husband
It’s all my husband’s fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn’t matter to me. They’re my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don’t care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you’re giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
Well goddamn, you’re right. I’m amazed.
This is why I will be taking my wife’s name
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
*has bleen
Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…
Where DO they all blome from?
Love The Bleatles.
I’m just picturing the album art as a bunch of baby goats in a crosswalk.
In my head it’s really adorable
Not only one of the blest blitish blands of all time, but quite possibly the blest bland blever.
I haven’t laughed so hard at a comment in I bit. I can hear you spitting this at me like.
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can’t meet expectations.
Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren’t allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.
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