To be fair, there’s a baby picture of me. I’m no more than 5 days old. I look like I’m already sick of life’s shit.

What can I say? This world has just always been full of bullshit, and I hsve no tolerance.

Like shrinkflation. My last bottle of Dawn said 70oz. The one I bought last week was $0.70 more expensive, and it’s 66oz.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking bullshit!

But I also still consider the Wii a “new” game console

Because it is. It only came out…

does the math

…whoa. When did my hair go grey? When did nazis infiltrate the government???

Jesus christ!!! How long was my nap???

Thats not true at all. My alarm goes off, and I hit snooze, like “Oh, just five more years…”

I hadn’t heard of Hortman’s assasination, and I’m completely confused by that picture. I have no idea who Skibidi is. Is he the nazi that killed Hortman?

Buddy, I hate to tell you this…but thats not in human nature.

What I have seen time and time again, is people are herded like sheep. A select few will take advantage of this, and herd the masses to their control.

Been like this for thousands of years.

I think the American conservatives are right religious nuts rather than just right extremist.

Both are true.

The word has lost all meaning to conservatives. It’s like the word “commie” in the 50s. Don’t like your neighbor? Commie! Or today, the conservatives would say “Libtard”. Without any actual care for where the root word of their little insult comes from.

I wouldn’t even call that homophobic to say that even if there hadn’t been evidence. Nobody is saying there’s anything wrong with being on grindr. Well, nobody except the actual conservatives who are on grindr. They really hate their own kind.

Which is strange, because for all the things people hate conservatives for, being gay isn’t really one of them.

“The US will soon follow”.

Sounds like a threat…even though with RFKjr in charge of health and human services, it’s more of an inevitability.

Please don’t drag Danny Devito into this. As far as I know he’s not maga.

Ah, drat! My one weakness! Claws! Oh, and teeth. So two weaknesses.

Oh, and spikes.

Oh, and fire.

Pointed rocks.

Long falls off of cliffs.

Ok, I have many weaknesses!

The only one I know (and this is 20 year old info, so it may not even still be accurate), in China it’s 12. And women don’t even have the right to say no to sex.

I thought it was insane. Then years later I learned it’s because China at the time had a 1 child only rule. And every family wanted a boy. So much so that if they had a girl, they’d abandon it in the street, claim there never was a girl, and just abandon her. Then keep going until they got a boy.

So my takeaway is that in China, they really have zero respect for the existence of women.

This blows my mind!

Well hello there sailor!

You two should kiss!!!

…who has free electricity, and how do I get in on that?

What would you doooOOOOOooooo… for a Klondike bar with an old dell server?

Or ICE agent. Dealers choice.

Please draw William Shakespear having sex with April O’ Neil. But April is wearing a strap-on. And BOOB PHYSICS!!! I HAVE A DEGREE IN BOOB PHYSICS! I WILL KNOW IF IT’S FAKE!

Also, maybe draw a funny hat on his butt.

Ahhhhh.

I see what you did there.

I’ve observed your cleverness.

I am aware of the pun.

Updoot for the upstanding citizen! I wish you could do something with it.