The Monty Hall Bathroom Problem:
If you open one door, and the bathroom security guard shows you another, do you switch or not?
Can you find the One Unisex
ToiletThrone to Rule Them All?gasp there’s a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
“My name is Optimus Prime…”
I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I’m actually electrical
Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
Same, literally 😅 its my job
Username checks out.
Zop.
Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!
That ‘Women’ door be thicc tho
Probably USA.
Electricians and umpires don’t require accessible doors.
Are umpires electric?
Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.
I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.
How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?
You get hit by a baseball. Then you’re cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs
This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who’s entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)
welcome to the multiverse
There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text “Don’t touch electrician when you are wet”.
This is because electrician in Finnish is “sähkömies” and is literally translated “electric man”
They should have the umpires sign in braille
