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TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you’d be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.

Shit happens

“We have a saying… where the foot of a Russian soldier steps, that is ours.”

So, Putin is saying everyone should fire upon Russian forces everywhere outside Russia with no hesitation or questions asked?

They had ribbed pig guts and HIV hadn’t shown up yet.

I can see past, present and future as one.

Just imagine what kind of booze & drugs bender you have to be not to be recognised after 11 years by your own relative.

What if you are just a bit short, have to be on your toes and suddenly slip?

He’s the guy responsible for the stickyness on the keyboard.

Yeah. Goes without saying. One of the biggest survivors guilts in history

By quoting Monty Python:

“You lucky bastard”

Because blue screen of death would really mean death?

Enough to beat your ass in fisticuffs

In the post we are in 70’s.

Do you need me to draw a spacetime diagram?

Generalising much?

If you’re enough out of the box, it’s not unethical till somebody declares so and you can still debate it.

You’re done with your research before there’s any official ruling. It’ll just limit the next poor sap doing the same.

As someone who suffered through the 80’s as a kid without participating in the madness, other than being forced to wear neon colored clothing, I can’t underline this enough.

Yeah! 70+ coming here and dumping their memes on us.

Redrum redrum redrum

I can just see this in a local fleemarket smelling like a old cum. Clueless family sitting on it and discussing how comfy it is. Everyone in the family looks like clones of each other and they are all wearing same model rubber boots.

Would have been funnier if you had added a horny Ed Sheran running behing her.