- Far easier to wear than live salmon hats. - Especially with rising ocean acidification, new hats just floating around naturally without the orcas having to put in any work. 
 
- but when I do it all i get is "please leave the store’ - bs - Because it’s cultural appropriation! - when RDJ does blackface for a whole movie it’s fine, I wear a salmon and get cancelled, doesn’t seem fair - What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this? - Yeah, he was just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude! 
 
 
 
- Did you wear your orca suit? 
- Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together. 
 
- The 80s are coming back! - Fashion is a cycle. 
 
- So I put a salmon on my head, which was the style at the time 
- Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now! 
- i wonder if it confuses prey… maybe they just see the salmon and don’t recognize the rest of the Orca…. - I’m thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your “hat” and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal. - IIRC Orcas are one of the species that does shit that appears to have no biological advantage. Other species of dolphins do too. - Dolphins as a whole have some really creative behaviors, especially in social circles. And it appears that they do these things “for the hell of it.” - Dolphins will get high on poisonous fish and pass those around like a blunt. - Well I didn’t believe it but https://scienceadvance.com/dolphins-may-be-using-toxic-pufferfish-to-get-high/ 
- We must give the dolphins edibles. - they were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish - See, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least. - I don’t trust the masturbation was ethical, but they’re horny and aware enough it could be in the future. - English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english. 
 
 
 
- If humans are any indicator, they might also be doing things because they think it’s an advantage but actually does nothing. 
 
- Both a fashion accessory and a perfume. Touche. 
- Do they eat salmon? Maybe they are signaling to the humans that their ships and garbage are killing off their food. 
 
 
- Meanwhile, trout mask replicas are always in style!  
- Imagine if orcas start a fad so popular, humans start getting in on it, too, and it becomes the first ever cross-species fad. 
- this lures the moose - I hate that fact, so unsetteling to imagine 
 
- Fashion is a playground 













