An absolute classic.
You’re talking about the world’s foremost analrapist.
I’m ready for a lot that’s new
What is this supposed to be?
“a new start”
But when it’s coming from the world’s first analyst/therapist (AKA “analrapist”), who can tell…
“A new start” but with “nu” instead od new because too few letters
Oh thanks. I’d have never guessed
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
You’ve met my ex’s?
Jizz Lord
Still, I would’ve been disappointed if someone hadn’t just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo…
And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh
I don’t get it. What’s wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
JisLorD
Is “J” equal to “L” or “D”?
[A] J=L
[B] J=D
Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.
Car must belong to a math teacher.
Nah clearly it’s a truth table
L | D | J = L V D 1 | 1 | 1 1 | 0 | 1 0 | 1 | 1 0 | 0 | 0
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
we need a vieweaskeriverse community
Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
(I think that’s the joke)
Merry jismas, everyone
Guess Sircumalot didn’t fit
jeremiah?
no… he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.
I haven’t felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those “What Would Jordan Do?” bracelets!
Thanks guys!
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
