Horrifying but I kinda like em
At least they aren’t a bunch of eyes!
Oh no… I had hoped very much that they would have been googly-eyes
Is this the middle capture point of the mountain map with the final cap in a cable car station?
now make me a rockussy
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Your pussy have teeth? My sympathies brother
Don’t kink shame.
Normally I’m against this kind of thing, but now I want to see this created.
Whimsically terrifying.
Kinda reminds me of Sackboy
This is ai generated.
Yup.
I actually love them, they make me feel jolly lmao
I’d pay $10 for one of those and would absolutely put it in my yard.
I feel like one is not enough. The group of them are laughing together, something has just happened that froze them in a moment of merriment, it does indeed feel whimsical. Jolly even. One by itself is just creepily laughing because it’s about to eat your soul.
I would buy a name card to place in front of it that says “Whimsical Porch Rock” because the name is vital to the experience.
These rocks having better teeth than I do :O
Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing…
The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??
[from Harrison, OH]
Oh I see. Carry on.
I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.
The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.
Langoliers
Yo that movie scared me shitless when I was 8
Now it’s back, in whimsical porch rock form!
I wanted pogs…
[PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]
sigh
unzips
I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.
They remind me of steve harvey lol
Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!
Only smarter.
New Death Grips confirmed.
$10 each or for all? I’d buy them for sure. I’d hide them around the property to mess with people.
Probably a piece, those false teeth probably cost a buck or two a piece and then factoring in the time and effort to either chisel out or melt a cavity into the rock for the teeth to go into
