Nice avatar, laughing man

We are truly fucked

“we’re hoping he doesn’t act like a crazy racist and sexist person, we can’t control him”

• says person working for uncontrollable crazy racist and sexist person.

Oh of course, we’ll just go ahead and do that tomorrow! Sheesh, what were we thinking? Thank you so much for your enlightening remarks. It was so obvious this entire time!

Removed by mod

Hell yeah

Just another day for the face-hungry leopards

My Welsh grandpa always used to say that BLTs are America’s greatest invention and I’m inclined to agree… I love BLTs 😌

There have been so many folks ranting about Linux being the solution that it’s apparently difficult for me to detect sarcasm, but yes, fair enough

Omg… I hate Microsoft and windows as much as the next guy but for the last time this isn’t a windows problem ffs. Read any of the thousands of articles published on the matter and you’ll find that this theoretically could just as easily happen to Linux machines if they were managed by Crowdstrike - which is the problem.

This never ending Linux elitism on Lemmy is making me tired, boss

Can you train them to poop in specific areas or is it just a crap shoot?

Edit: I’m far more interested in your lizard than the dude on your lawn lol

Awe :) you’re a good lizard owner. Just look at him looking up at you, like “is it okay to bask right now?”

When my parents bought me the physical edition of Half-Life 2 when I was a kid, I was absolutely gutted that I needed an internet connection to play the game because it wanted to install Steam. We lived in a rural area without Internet so I simply just couldn’t play it at all :(

It is no longer fish, just nuclear science

21:9 is lovely in my opinion

deleted by creator

Also most smart watches will provide this functionality

I can’t believe people were subjected to boobs, unbelievable