Whats the joke?
Maybe it’s Tomacco
it’s pronounced Tommaco
I wonder if it is biologically possible to grow a cannabis-tomato hybrid. Like a tomacco, but it’s actually a cannato.
Cannatoes could be used to make pizza into an edible, which might be too much for mere human minds to comprehend.
I cannot recommend enough to NOT smoke nightshades other than tobacco, the fact that they contain microscopic amounts of nicotine is somewhat offset by the OTHER alkaloids.
Dude, shut up and pass the bong.
I can make pizza into an edible right now just using cannabutter with the pizza crust.
Putting cannabutter in pizza is insidious, imagine eating pizza because you got the munchies, which then gives you the munchies again.
so you can make tomacco because the roots are what make the nicotine. swap the roots of a tomato plant and a tobacco plant and you can get tomacco (nicotine tomatoes) and nicotine-free tobacco.
the THC (and minor cannabinoids) in cannabis is in the flowers, but i don’t know if the THC is made there. we don’t smoke tobacco roots to my knowledge, but this is about the extent of my education on the subject.
Just infuse the oil to make the dough.
THC oil in the dough, cannatoe-based sauce with dried ground weed added as a garnish… might just send you straight to God.
I’m definitely not an expert, but I thought the biggest issue with baked edibles were the temps you cooked them at might degrade THC. Isn’t it impossible to get the dough crispy at temps THC stays stable at?
An infused olive oil brushed crust as a post-oven finishing touch would solve that problem.
Pot brownies are popular in the United States, which are baked at 180 degrees Celsius. I think the idea is to protect the components that contain THC, i.e. the crust and sauce.
For that reason, thin-crust pizzas like New York-style pizza are out. They are too thin and would expose the THC to high temperatures. Neapolitan pizza is also out because there is nothing protecting the cannato sauce from the 400-degree wood-fired oven. That leaves thick-crust pan pizzas.
Chicago-style pizza is a possibility despite the fact that the sauce is on top of the cheese, because there is so much of it that it becomes soupy. It might be possible to pour ordinary tomato sauce on top of the cannato sauce to protect it. Conversely, Detroit-style pizza does not have very much sauce at all so it’s out.
I think the best contender is a Pizza Hut-style pan pizza, which has a thick crust and an edge-to-edge layer of cheese on top of it, which I think would do a good job protecting the delicate sauce underneath.
i was gonna say. Properly deep/stacked pizzas, casseroles, and calzones are the way to go here.
Forgot the pineapple
express
It’s a mushroom pizza, right?
That’s an extra item upcharge. They always get ya.
Could do, weed and shrooms go well together.
I don’t know specifically, but generally hybrids need to be in the same genus. Tomatoes are nightshades and I think cannabis is in the bamboo side of things.
Hear me out: cannabis/bamboo hybrid. You just pluck a stalk and the whole thing is a smokable, natural pipe, ready to go.
Ans theb you shove it in the ground and it grows a whole new forest.
It’s like Big Rock Candy Mountain 2.0.
You are correct, they need to be related. A fun fact most don’t know (you probably do though):
Tomatoes are related to potatoes!
The both come from the same nightshade family: Solanaceae.
tomatoes and cannabis are both brassica it’s fine
Instructions unclear… I crossed them and got a really thc heavy ketchup instead.
i was being a dork but “special” salsa sounds really good right now
and I was being a dork about saying it, but damn, imagine some nachos with a salsa like that.
I did a tomato potato graft back on the day
They are in the same family as hops, interesting beer?
You know…you didn’t have to say that! Now I’m hungry for, and excited to try a pizza edible that doesn’t exist!
Great. Now I’m hungry AND sober…
i keep neglecting to turn my budder into lemon curd. i really need to do that, lemon curd is ridiculously easy in a pressure cooker.
Yeah, that’s what happens when you buy tomato plants off Terry in your local.
I’ve seen this before, those are ornamental tomato plants.
Marijuana’s a lot more difficult to grow than this. You need to keep the males and females separate.
Sorta like me and my Ex.
All by ourselves we’re fine but together…watch out.
I didn’t know marijuana and I had so much in common.
“Hello, Doctor Greenthumb? Paging Doctor Greenthumb!”
They wrote thar song bilingualy
From this far away, looks like you can expect plenty of mangoes in the summer.
Oooo, that looks like headaches, not highs.
Why’s that? Because it’s all leaves and no buds?
Exactly. Chances are at that height it’s gone to seed and is now hemp.
Whaaat?? “Tomatoes” don’t grow that tall… Do they??
Depends on strain and growing conditions, but they can get over 20ft/6m tall
That’s crazy. I worked at a weed farm and the tallest one I’ve ever seen was only like 4/5ft
Yeah, you’re supposed to prune them shorter so all the grow juice goes towards buds instead of stems.
