Like Joe for coffee.
It’s a lot like making love in a canoe.
… Fucking close to water
Fuckin burn lol
When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked…
This is it. I don’t need to read any more of the thread.
Yeah they won.
No, that is burnt water
No it’s burnt piss.
Like having sex in a canoe
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
That is also true
Never drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Killed by your own saliva
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
I dunno, man. I’ve heard it being referred to as “aqua-cola”. I’ve also heard it’s incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It’s practically impossible to resist.
Should’ve never been started on that shit. I dunno why it’s so normalised in society…
The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.
100% of water addicts have died
Give me a cup of wet
wet
More like here they cum lol /s
What a moist choice.
It’s a play on the double meaning of moist
Moist = damp
And
Moist = cool
Username checks out
The moist maker
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
Just like bears
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
Not really early Germanic though, because every other Germanic language kept the meaning of “animal”. It’s only modern English (since the 1500s) that narrowed it all the way to one specific species (or family of Cervidae).
My guess would be that the language gained the word “animal” from French and “deer” was pushed from its niche and forced to specialize?
Go on…?
The modern English word “bear” originally came from a proto-Germanic word meaning one of “brown one” or possibly “wild animal”. There was an actual name for bears, but speaking it was taboo in case it caused a bear to appear, so the euphemism eventually replaced the real name.
When I learned this originally, I was taught that the true name was lost to time, but Wikipedia just says it was “arkto” so whatever.
Shhhh! Do you want bears? That’s how you get bears. The name was lost, never type it again.
Dihydrogen monoxide
I prefer oxidane
I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn’t it
Sky Juice in Malaysia
A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
I prefer my ice medium rare.
You’ve never tried ice til you’ve had it poached
“Stay away from da aqua!”
I don’t touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!
REGGIEEEEEEE!
Tell 'em about the scalps
“Kraneberger” - “Château Tap” in German.
kenne noch Hahnenquelle
Over here we call it Council Juice
I love that one. I’m right in thinking it’s specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn’t use it for Evian or whatever).
Yes specifically tap water
Council pop.
In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
I only know that term when referring to a lake or similar. Something like: It’s a hot day, let’s jump into the (kühle nass).
OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose’s wine.
