It’s ok if you don’t have onion rings, there’s other food you can use, I’ve started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.
ssɐqɯnᗡ
I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
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Oh it’s true, it’s damn true.
This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they’re gonna run with it.
He needs to go chill in a bunker.
Wouldn’t that be amazing! I have single frames of good videos stuck in my head that I can never find again.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How streaming changed the way you watch TVEnglish19·1 day agoOr getting in trouble and missing an episode of your favourite show, which happened to be the most crucial episode to watch that season.
Well that was disappointing, where’s the hot dick?!
I still remember hearing this song for the first time on some random skateboarding game and instantly falling in love with SOAD, was the most out there and awesome music I had ever heard.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I hear a lot of "ACAB", why don't I hear "APAB"? (P as in Politician)English72·2 days agoAPAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Technology@beehaw.org•Ted Cruz can’t get all Republicans to back his fight against state AI lawsEnglish21·2 days agoI like to believe they forget he’s there and he just appears scaring the shit out them.
like this.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Games@lemmy.world•Restricted data once again leaked on War Thunder forumsEnglish17·2 days agoAhhh shit, here we go again.
Maybe we’ll finally find Atlantis! Get that Stargate working.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Beansiah has returned and brings tribute for the moths (OC, no Ai)English22·2 days ago/BroBot9000 animate Make bean play The Beans like a bongo, camera should pan around keeping focus on him and The Beans bongos
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you canEnglish7·2 days agoback when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don’t think anyone succeeded in.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you canEnglish5·2 days agoYeah, I learnt a few things about the internet that day, you could make your own website and there were awesome weird websites out there, then my grandpa taught me about piracy, those two things lead me here.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you canEnglish20·2 days agoI don’t know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Reddit@lemmy.world•This is what reddit looked like when it was 1 minute oldEnglish9·2 days agoLooks like shit, I give it a month before it goes down.
Has anyone tried doing this to Trump? might make him settle down a bit.
We really shouldn’t have made fun of his birthday parade, he got upset and is acting out.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So um, the united states just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...English211·4 days agoCareful there, we all got a lot of “America invades middle eastern country” memes, there’s a surprising amount of themes to choose from.
or they took a lot of acid.