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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

They asked for it.

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They asked for it.

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    Works better with shredded coconut on top.

    • Decoy321@lemmy.worldM
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      Easy there, Satan.

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Toasted to a golden brown.

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    If you wanted something more fun and less gross, put one or two pieces of skittles or whatever candy, and see who gets it.

    • Troy@lemmy.ca
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      There’s a classic French traditional cake with a coin hidden in it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cake – at least my local variation uses a coin rather than a bean or figurine.

      • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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        Was that tradition started by dentists

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        I was going to say… replace “toenail” with “plastic baby” and you’ve just described a marti gras tradition.

        • Troy@lemmy.ca
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          I blame the Romans.

    • ridethisbike@lemmy.world
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      Nah… The jacked up jelly beans… Like the ones that taste like farts. Use those instead.

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        I like this. Edible and safe but will taste hilariously bad.

    • daemoz@lemmy.world
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      Not that anyone asked but If you like short stories Tolkien wrote one called the Smith of Wootton Major about a magic cake bauble.

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    “Hello Jimmy. Before you sits a home-made cake. To your left, there are party-goers, waiting for their cake. To your right, there is a trash can. You can feed the guests the cake, but there is a chance they will get the toenail. If you throw the cake away, you will never be invited to the family gathering ever again. Choose carefully.”

    • ridethisbike@lemmy.world
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      Bro forget the cake, you’re not getting invited to a family gathering again because you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re.

      Edit: he fixed them! Kudos to the other commenter for explaining it! He is better than me

      • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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        Four chances to get it right and all were wrong. I wouldn’t be so quick to point it out but that was impressive

        • ridethisbike@lemmy.world
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          Honestly that’s the only reason I said anything. If would have just been one or two I would have left it alone… But four and otherwise perfect English? Had to be done.

    • ghterve@lemmy.world
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      Please take a moment:

      They’re - they are (the ’ replaces the space and the a)

      Their - belongs to them

      There - not here

      • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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        Thanks for explaining. I went and fixed it.

    • tubaruco@lemm.ee
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      wow ifeel like godzilla

    • ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world
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      On the one hand, I’d get to feed people toenails. On the other hand, I don’t want to go to family gatherings.

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    Crunchy!

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    How about I just let you know when it comes out

  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    Easy, it’s on my toe.

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    Image Transcription: Meme


    They said bring a dessert and a game to the party…

    An image is shown depicting a white frosted cake with green icing text stating “FIND THE TOENAIL”

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