ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoHigh fashionlemmy.worldimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1523arrow-down14
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minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoShoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoNo, they’re your alibi. “Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don’t even ask how much they cost. That’s the real crime.”
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoAnd at that point the pun is so bad you are arrested for obstruction of justice, lol
Shoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.
No, they’re your alibi.
“Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don’t even ask how much they cost. That’s the real crime.”
And at that point the pun is so bad you are arrested for obstruction of justice, lol