Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

Looks like Barts older cousin
I immediately downvoted this fork… then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10
Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10
Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.
Knork/10
Not specific but technically follows the set rating system
- I hate it, but it appears functional
This fork isn’t stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.
8/10.

Crab Fork
8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.
Also good for oysters!
Limited usefulness because it’s too narrow. Don’t like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn’t want one. Tines seem overly sharp.
Probably good for getting olives out of jars.
Why TF is Lemmy’s nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?
I mean, that’s half of mine. How did we get here?
Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.
Bricks? I’ve seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.
It was a couple days ago, some greentext post about some anon’s brother hates cement and cement blocks.
3.145183813819291837
Specific enough?
I guess but I’d prefer a rational answer.
That is a rational number
22/7 doesn’t count
3.145183813819291837 isn’t the beginning of π, it’s just some random number that happens to also start with 3.14
Yes, that’s technically allowed.
Because that fork has trisomy 21.
I’d give it a perfect 5/7
If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that’s a manufacturing dud but I’ll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it’s trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.
Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.







