Proper uncensored version thanks to @baatliwala@lemmy.world
Couldn’t find a wild uncensored version, so here’s an edited version. #FuckCensorship
Ohhhh i thought it said duck and I was confused
What a quack.
Wow way to suck Google images
Circle to search is surprisingly good
I hold a duck once, didn’t know it was that widespread.
Brag much.
If you post censored shit I’m going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.
/shakes tiny fist wistfully
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
You’ll touch my dick and you’ll like it goddammit
Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!
I wonder what it says under that grey bar. No way to tell.
Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Skin renews every vew days.
Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid…
The fact you said “a dick” and not “my dick” 🤨
Sometimes it’s more than one. 🫢
Gay, and bisexual people exist, ya know.
And women
No I don’t.
Straight, or bi women? Sure, there might be some. Allegedly.
So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It’s not gross, it’s just a fact.
I just stated a fact too.
Ah but is it still the same hand?
Every time you shake someone’s hand, remember statistically some of them were fingering pussy or touching dick more recently than the last time they washed their hands. The more you know 🌈
I should hope so. If somebody shook my hand and, while maintaining eye contact, and confessed they’ve been free-willying every pee of their life, hands behand their head, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship.
Some have even tested the depths of a twat or two
It has to vary from person to person but I’ve never seen a sexual guide that discusses how deep in inches the canal is
As all things should be (unless unwanted)
profound.
thats why i dont shake hands anymore.
This is why I force everyone to let me shake their hand
Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled
While I was shaking it.
