I just want to play missions where I drive slowly behind a car. Or missions where I fail for breathing too hard. I’m tired of playing games with open ended objectives. I hate games where I have a bunch of guns, cars, and helicopters and then I’m able to use that stuff in the story.

Rockstar are the best at making cinematic experiences play out like Dance Dance Revolution. I just want to be told what buttons to push, where to stand, what tools to use, so I can see the funny people do funny things.

Fuck these delays I need my gigaslop polished and squeezed out now!

Don’t forget when you were 5 years old and adults would tease you about marrying the girl you were playing with. It’s perfectly normal when they bring up heterosexual relationships with a child. They see two tiny children playing and they say, paraphrased, “you gonna bang her when you grow up? Teehee”

But telling children they can be gay or the gender they identify as is wrong, grooming, sexualizing children, etc.

We’re just supposed to enforce traditional roles I guess. If we want to teach kids who to fuck, we do it with traditional heckles like “are you two getting married when you grow up?”

Same chess where men creep on women and female grandmasters report being harassed whenever they try to compete alongside men?

I don’t think women feel welcome when you can accost them and if they say anything they’re just a bitch lying to cause problems.

Vigilantes never had such big beautiful lists. Other presidents, other presidents, nuclear, other presidents never, and I was just saying, other presidents, because there are others, oh boy there are others, you don’t want to know about them though, but there are others, and I was saying, other presidents, look these are — I just shit my pants.

It was a reddit post and a bunch of corpo news talking about the reddit post. Samsung didn’t trick anyone, the ML algorithms were always in the open, people just had to turn off the “scene optimizer” mode.

It definitely seems like it was a big thing but it’s hard to see if literally anything happened as a result or if anyone actually cared.

Republicans get higher bills but they know they’re on the right side, and so set to work building up the next link in the chain of lies.

Let’s watch as they create new lore. What surprising developments will come out, before becoming a thing every single one of them says they believe?

Today, XYZ has never touched the lips of a conservative. In one week, XYZ will be why they voted for whoever, whatever. XYZ will be a core belief championed by every true Republican.

It’s funny when you’re playing soccer and you’re locked in and then out of nowhere a player gets domed by the ball. Especially when you smoothly recover like you meant to rocket the ball off the defenders head.

I get looking at terrorism as a simple data point and then saying left wing terrorism is on the rise. When there’s more violence then it’s indicative of underlying problems.

But most of the time the conversation implies people need to clean up their act. Politicians must stop using charged language. People must chill out.

In that vein, I’m curious how much left wing violence is real. When people are getting shot down for trying to get abortions, getting put on lists…

That’s like playing half a chord progression.

But when you fight back, that’s also a terrorism. Hitting the bully is still violence, and can’t we all just chill?? Lmao

Male wolf spiders may hang back and watch mating pairs from the shadows, learning how to successfully attract a mate. Just like us fr

If groceries cost us $500 per month and our government says it accepted $10 from an anonymous donor to help pay for next months groceries, what does it mean?

Like what just happened? Did they just make a joke / are they fucking with people?

Are they only funding their gestapo? Are they strategically activating specific personnel via a check, and ignoring less critical or more motivated soldiers?

It’s as if someone threw some coins at the crowd just for a chance to talk about how it’s the Democrats who “opted” not to pay them. I wish they more deliberately explored the “it costs billions to pay the military yet the 130 million is gonna do… something” part of the story.

I’d take the $1000 and then pay someone $100 to tell me I’m beautiful.

Hegseth has shitty tattoos but we talk about him leaking chats, shit policy, chastising the troops, being a sloppy drunk. Lots of REAL reasons to dislike Hegseth.

But this guy… people just bring up his tattoos?

Even though corporations play with labels, I still think of it as “this single food item is not a substitute for a meal.”

But it’s silly to assume people will split most of this crap. It’s not like a bag of chips you can roll up for later, it’s molten-frozen astronaut food.

What does it mean for cops to arrest paramilitary?

It sounds like it will be many contests: who can shout louder and bring more guns to bear? Who gets confused first, who gets shot first?

It’s a bunch of barely trained cops who can hardly handle policing armed citizens and now they’re gonna handle ICE? They’ll need to be careful and deliberate.

Haskell

They demanded bodies, then Hamas promised to deliver them, then Israel threatened to cut off all aid if they didn’t deliver the bodies, then Trump threatened to bomb Palestinians if they didn’t deliver the bodies, then Hamas delivered the bodies.

The exact opposite of how you get extremists like Hamas to stand down. They’re demanding Hamas disarm while demonstrating the war isn’t over.

Why not just use AI to synthesize a dead cop or two? Anthropic is literally dedicated to creating an AI powered hegemony where AI is used for the “greater good.” They barely have a product and they’re working to empower brutal dictators.

When was the last time MAGA was presented with evidence and they just went “oh, I was wrong.”? Antifa is going to start murdering 7 fingered cops* and Facebook won’t give a shit.

*(except fingers aren’t a problem anymore)

You could predict what a Republican will say just by shaking a magic-88 ball.

After all, why not? Why shouldn’t I build a Beowulf of my own?

But aren’t these kids walking the walk? That must piss them off right?

The young conservatives want to burn everything down and see blood run through the streets. And then they get in trouble by the old guard. A bunch of hacks who don’t actually believe what they say.

I wonder how many young Republicans are considering liquidating the RINOs, considering the way they talk. If they think it’s funny to make each other kill themselves surely these young Republicans would think it’s funny to kill Republicans who are afraid to speak the “truth.”