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minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 days agoMore like Fake orgasms and just pee on him to secretly assert dominance
minus-square0xD@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoDominance? I’d be ready for three more rounds immediately.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoPlease don’t pee on your partner without consent.
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 minutes agoThis is America and in free to pee on whoever I want to! /s
minus-squareinterdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoNo sex without the presence of our notary dear.
minus-squareKrankyKong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days ago"Honey, come back to bed’ “One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form”
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Fake orgasms and just pee on him to secretly assert dominance
Dominance? I’d be ready for three more rounds immediately.
Please don’t pee on your partner without consent.
This is America and in free to pee on whoever I want to! /s
No sex without the presence of our notary dear.
"Honey, come back to bed’
“One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form”