This is the most unfiltered article I’ve read from The Atlantic… by the time I finished the second paragraph I had to re-read the title to understand how I got here.
Edit: To be clear, this has been revealed as satire, its just so close to reality one could be forgiven for confusing the two.
I like the part where he voted for Trump five times.
And all the anal fissures
And that was just counting the last election!