• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I mean…im already a masochist when i fuck so…I…I really don’t know how we got here to be perfectly honest.

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      1 year ago

      If I win the Powerball I’ll be able to afford a good Dom.

      Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can’t get their way but I’m a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?

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      Nah just donate to charity until you’re well below a billion. Even a hundred million sets me up for life, and it has the added bonus of not being so much that my descendants end up as fucking idiots like Musk.