• EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
    10·
    4 months ago

    and suck your own dick.

    Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.

    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
      111·
      4 months ago

      And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.

      • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
        2·
        4 months ago

        I kinda tumbled down a hill

        This one street in the town I grew up in had one side exposed to a steep down incline. A big garbage truck speed past me while I was in the bike lane and the gust of wind created by it put me off balance for a moment