F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoImagine all the fart noises, living in harmony.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1458arrow-down17
arrow-up1451arrow-down1imageImagine all the fart noises, living in harmony.lemmy.worldF_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·11 months agoAnd when we execute Musk we will replace the whoopee cussion with a button that makes goat sounds.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·11 months agoI want to keep him alive, but everyone stops talking about him online, and when he tries to speak IRL everyone shushes him.
minus-squareRegalPotoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoPut him on the first rocket to mars but make sure you filter the news feed from earth to scrub out any mention of him at all, and replace them with sentences giving credit to his subordinates. He’ll go full shining within a year.
And when we execute Musk we will replace the whoopee cussion with a button that makes goat sounds.
I want to keep him alive, but everyone stops talking about him online, and when he tries to speak IRL everyone shushes him.
Put him on the first rocket to mars but make sure you filter the news feed from earth to scrub out any mention of him at all, and replace them with sentences giving credit to his subordinates.
He’ll go full shining within a year.