thank you for your attention
Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
More men need to show ass
I need to find one first
Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
Gyroscopic run stabilization
I want to see them. 👀
Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
You’re missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
Easy there, Louis CK.
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
You need to go to better parks.
Because I work at a preschool.
Username … checks out?
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Old men at the gym approve.
If you know what I mean
Talk about low hanging fruit
This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-widebe the change you want to see in the world
Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
Worst of both worlds.
Are you forgetting about jorts?
Why?
The first one shows off legs and butt better
Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display
It’s all situational. A skirt is better than both if you’re not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I’d rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
But what about a skort?
This is more a “how-to” post.
True
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.
Using females. Oof
Fella fails.
