Trump, pedophile, forgot a fact a kindergartener would know
He’s been too busy to knowledge-sync with the kindergartners lately 😤
let’s be honest… he can’t count to 7
He can’t read.
The One Big Beautiful Obituary is coming.
Wandering around. Forgetting things. Now he’s talking about getting into heaven.
is this a joke? what is it based on? there’s no way he forgot the name of the ocean.
I’m certain he didn’t know it in the first place.
Release the Trump/Epstein files
Please, before he’s executed or dies. My soul needs him to experience the opposite of everything he loves. Having that fact finally put to rest so that (the least-deluded cultists anyway- face it we all know that the cult will just say “fake news” to any credible evidence that points to him doing anything bad at all, no matter how concrete and solid any proof is) people will finally start seeing him.
I need him to experience bankruptcy, open mockery by everyone in eyesight (not that he probably has much of that), and get raped. Preferably at the same time. His final moments should be him getting fucked by some object (I wouldn’t wish it in as person lol) that says “made in Mexico” or “made in El Salvador” or even “made in Russia” while being pointed at and laughed at by a huge crowd (aka bigger crowd than his biggest rally) while being served some kind of financial woe papers. His kids in attendance as well, with Melania roasting beside him.
Unless some huge conspiracy comes out that she is the ultimate victim of some uber traffic plot. I don’t know enough about her to say, but I’m fairly sure so far that she’s deserving of this treatment as well.
There’s a coupla best buddies right there.
Sure seems likely they’d do everyone together.
Diddy the diddler as wel
There is nothing strange about old people forgeting things.
There is something absolutely heinous about people who rape children.
Stay focused.
He’s, unfit to lead for two reasons. But the Republicans in my country support him for both reasons.
Pretty fucked up.
The Gulf of Dementia?
Ironic. The Daily Beast sidebar:
(The ocean he forgot was the Atlantic.)
He was pretty imprecise with his language. He needed to be more Pacific.
Could have been either one, I suppose. Did he mean the Atlantic separating us from Europe or the Pacific separating us from Russia. As is always the case with his babbling, it’s not entirely clear what he was trying to say.
he should have just called it the pond… where he belongs at the bottom of (cause we all know he can’t swim without floaties)
I’d say the Arctic might be more fitting than the Pacific for separating the US from Russia… But then I know the names of the oceans.
Trump 79, dies…
The headline I look for every day.
Same, I’m not a drinker but the day this happens I’m gonna get shit faced.
I will get drunk and high while pretending I am Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
That sounds like a fun time, just don’t mess up your brain compartments and departments.
naw… I keep everything neatly bottled up in my modelo ablongata
I wish
American Ocean
I knew it started with an ‘A’!
This leads me to think renaming the Gulf of Mexico was because he couldn’t remember the real name and everyone in the room went along with it
Or someone corrected him, so naturally, he doubled down by writing “GULF OF MEXICO” on the map with a sharpie.
Waiting for Google to bend over and rename the ocean to appease the diaper dictator.
“Ocean 11? Ocean 12? Ocean 13? Which is the one that’s all women? I hated that one.”
that’s Charlie’s Oceans 14
Ummm Indian ocean? There’s no India there. French Ocean? That’s not right. Let’s call it American Ocean!
stable beyond belief
Don’t all oceans except maybe Indian touch the US or one of its territories? They’re all Ocean of America now.
Its not the calm one or the dark one or the bloody one. Its not America’s golf of the brown Canada. Its not the one between Japan and China or the one by the Philippines or the one that sounds like it has its own mythology movie about fish guy. I don’t know?!
