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Uh… What a long winded intro to a nsfw dad joke
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3-4
Lose count?
1 horse is still probably stuck on anon’s ass.
if you take off your blindfold at the horse #3, I think you got exactly what you wanted so far.
Counting my blessings cause that combination of title and picture could have gone much worse
I don’t think it could have gone much horse
Disgusting. How can I get her address?
He’s become one of the now five horsemen.
Could be worse, she could have not trimmed her nails first
I wonder if he herd them going in…
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