Goddamn, I hope it doesn’t get worse that it is right now.

I’m arguably even more unhappy at home.

Speaking as an American, you won’t be saying that once they invade your attic. Trust me, you do not want this.

Cops don’t have a right to just show up and start demanding ID without probable cause that an actual crime has been committed. So… no, not good cop.

Oh, go lick a boot, dweeb.

The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

I never touch the stuff.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

NO LECT ELON

That’ll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.