Anybody else starting to suspect that spez might have committed a teeny tiny bit of investor fraud?

How dare you call me and my speshul magikal early backer 300i out like that.

Given their push for an IPO, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is an excuse for lower traffic numbers. “Hey, look, these guys all went to protest but there was an outage. Nothing correlates the numbers. Now that we’re back up on XYZ date, everything is returning to normal! It was no big deal!”

Boy, sure would be nice to live in a world where investors weren’t dumber than flat earthers.