Damn it’s been a long time since I’ve had to use the whole thing:

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.

We jest about bad math being called heritage, but remember that, sadly, 3/5 = 1 was unironically a huge part of their heritage.

Wonder how that happened what!!! It’s almost like: Different energy goals; Same monetary goals.

THE BEST

You don’t. If they don’t wanna be here, don’t take on this huge crusade to get them here. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink. They must take the final step themselves.

Focus on making lemme a desirable place to be, less on getting people to use the communication tool you happen to prefer.

Yeah, they’re very helpful over there. You can learn a lot from them. But also:

Being young enough to believe that kekw is just some 4chan tier slang.

It seems all knowledge shall become lost in the eternal shadow of an aging timeline.

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Kekw

Are these really strange restrictions though? Don’t be an asshole, don’t be an asshole, don’t distract from the product that you’re reviewing with other crap, don’t use their product as a platform for politics.

Big game media journalism site claimed the devs were sexist because of a poorly translated tweet. Devs ignored this drama and instead focused on promoting their game. Game media journalists got mad they were being ignored and continued to pump articles bashing the game for months before it’s release. Game releases, it’s good and people like it. Devs continue to ignore controversies and focus on marketing and promoting their game.

Idk how any of that ties into the DDOS if at all, but that’s the main controversy I’ve seen for the past couple months.

Large university who is fully in control of the people they choose to admit or decline says “there’s no doubt they left out many qualified and promising applicants who would have excelled”. How could the government do this!? Large university, who is completely in control of their applications process, wonders out loud.

They should never turn on the mics and force them to respond in charades.

do nothing

Win

The gaben method works again

Because OCT 7 8 9

Low effort high sentence crime like credit card or check fraud. Represent yourself in court and be a complete ass to maximize the jury’s dislike of you, no sob stories reveal zero empathy for what you did. Try to find that sweet spot between minimum security prison, but long sentencing. Make a friend in jail and start a “fight” with them the day before your probation hearing or something to extend the behavior without angering the guards/warden too much?

It’s a pretty high risk low reward strategy, but the risk is mostly because it’s hard to get into a “good prison”. Also make sure you do it in a state with free prison, some states are pay-to-stay prison, though I guess that could open the opportunity for loan fraud and another sentence if you do get out?

The INTELLIGENCER

Reads like it was written by a 5th grader

Kekw

Wait what, jow many kilominutes per hour is one mile per stone?

Agreed, otherwise reparations are a multi-generational ponzi scheme.

Also it seta precent for making such atrocities acceptable. If reparations are paid by a future generation, then an even further future generation now has the mathematical tool to define how expensive it would be to re-enable slavery temporarily in the future.

Cut off tail of snake and it will eventually grow back. Cut off head of snake and it cannot grow back.

It was clearly staged. You expect me to believe that an American, a person from the land of guns, a person who grew up in schools filled with guns somehow can’t manage to hit his target with a gun; While a little over two years ago some Japanese dude, from the country that abhors guns, where guns are all but completely banned was able to not only make a cave-gun but also managed to lethally hit their target with it?