Former President Donald Trump announcedĀ on Truth SocialĀ that he has āreached an agreementā to participate in a debate with Vice President Kamala Harris, scheduled for September 10 in PhiladelphiaĀ on ABC News. Trump noted that āthe rules will be the same as the last CNN debate, which seemed to work out well for everyone.ā
āAccordion? Itās accordion, right? ā¦wait, you were trying to say you love Putin and hate immigrants? And you only want to be President because youāre trying to escape the consequences of your crimes? Huh, never would have guessed that one.ā
āOh this one? Iām gonna guess concertinaā¦ā
They should never turn on the mics and force them to respond in charades.
Sounds unfair, charades is hard when you have tiny hands.
āAccordion? Itās accordion, right? ā¦wait, you were trying to say you love Putin and hate immigrants? And you only want to be President because youāre trying to escape the consequences of your crimes? Huh, never would have guessed that one.ā
āOh this one? Iām gonna guess concertinaā¦ā
Trumpās will always be āAccordion Playerā.
Or āgiving a handjobā. I hate when he does his little ājacking two dicks at onceā dance.