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What a save!
What a save!
I got one of these at Disneyland.
Absolute 10/10
Buy 10 spatulas and get one FREE!!
He had a couple hot wheels out on the counter and I asked about them, so he was excited to share his hobby with me.
My friend says I act like this.
I read a book called “how to win friends and influence people” and it completely changed my life for the better once I started taking the book literally.
Everybody tends to be selfish and think of themselves (not in a bad way). If you play into this and learn what people are interested in, you instantly become interesting to that person.
“Hey Ricky, how’s your hot wheels collection! Get any new classics?” True story, different name. That’s just the butcher at the grocery store I frequent. He’ll tell me all about his latest hot wheels collection, and then I get a discount, we both win. I’ve made a friend, and influenced him to give me a deal.
Oh I absolutely would ask for consent. I’m in a college town, so it got easy for me to read people. Some people want silence and I could feel it, and I had a kill switch for the sub just in case.
I did lyft pre-covid and I loved it when people would sit up front.
I had a 12" sub and I’d let people sync their Bluetooth or request music and bump through town. I made so many temporary friends!
Good times…
Kinda off topic, but why do homeless people always seem to have a phethora of bike rims? Like just the rims
I was drunk and couldn’t drive, so my wife took me to get more beer. She asked me to put gas in our vehicle so I did because it was cold out. I noticed the pump behind me had the nozzle sitting on the ground which was hilarious to me. I took a snapchat picture and posted it saying “what a dumbass!” then I went inside to get my beer.
I get back in the truck and I’m having a grand old time showing my wife what the idiot behind us must have done when I hear the “CLUNK”. I was told I turned as white as a ghost. I’d done it. It was my fault.
I went inside, the cashier knew I was drunk (I was being obnoxious). I was profusely apologized and admitted it was all my fault. She went outside with me, explained it didn’t break and that they can reattach it, BUT there’s a charge.
The cashier then said to me “get in your truck and get as far away as possible immediately. I didn’t see you, this didn’t happen, and I don’t know what happened to the camera footage. Have a nice night.”
I hopped in the truck and just told my wife DRIVE. Security came rolling up as we were leaving (by chance).
Tony Pizza!
This is why some copiers won’t work if they run out of a color.
Some models use all colors to make a deeper black.
I just scoured Facebook Marketplace.
I got my 1080ti for $40 because it had a broken fan. The seller said he can’t guarantee it worked because he smelled burning, shut the computer off, and didn’t try it again.
I got the exact replacement fan for $8 on Amazon. 2 years later, it’s still rockin strong!
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Just wait till you get to #12 🤣 /s
That’s where they get practice 😉
And don’t get me started on when they remove the dentures!
Seriously.
I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I’ve ever met.
…but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷
It’s $5.99 where I’m at.
We’re winning!
I was told “he’s from Pennsylvania, he’s registered as a republican, but he’s a democrat. You see, the democrats have been voting as republican so they can vote on the republican ticket for Trumps enemies”
I just can’t. I’m not looking forward to work this week.