Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!
The penis would be fine, it’s the controller that matters
Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…
Do you happen to moderate any discord servers by chance?
Only the important ones.
Just lick it off.
Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out
Just lick it off.
Agreed. But that doesn’t work with the analog stick
Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.
That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!
It’s ok if she uses chopsticks!
We need c/sounding
Keep your dick beaters off of me!
Yes, the small particles hurt like hell like low power bee stings…or so I have been told
Imma be the weird one: I use my tongue when I eat chips. I get a bowl, I fill it with cips, and then I stick my tongue like a frog onto one at a time, and it sticks a little bit, enough for me to bring it in and eat it.
It’s weird but my hands are always squeaky clean so idgaf
Same, but with popcorn
I use chopsticks with popcorn
This is the way.
Yup I do the same thing with popcorn… At least when I get the popcorn initially from concessions.
Hehe, no offense to my gf, but yea, it do be like that.
Chopsticks. Use them. It takes a little practice, but they are perfect for snacking, especially popcorn. Cheetos are easiest of the chips, but others are possible. No more residue on your finger tips, or the backs of your hands from reaching into the bag. I also switched to chopsticks for things like salads (fruit or vege variety), noodles, and getting olives and such out of jars. Even a good stew or chili can be eaten with chopsticks and a spoon. Now I just need to get better at using chopsticks with my nondominant hand.
When drag was growing up, all of the siblings had assigned controllers. Drag made sure of that. The little ones got to touch their own greasy filth, and drag’s was nice and clean. If drag had to touch a sibling’s controller, drag needed to wash drag’s claws or it wouldn’t feel right.
