• henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    5 days ago

    For your convenience, all citizens have been subscribed to Xitter. It will automatically be deducted from your taxes.

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      Next round of elections, Le Pen wins France, Vox takes Spain, AfD establish the new German Reich, FPÖ win Austria and immediately vote for Anschluß 2.0, and the new Swedish PM is Jimmie Åkesson. Hungary remains unchanged. (Not sure if they’d bother with the Polish election, given that Russia, Germany and Hungary are just going to partition it, for old time’s sake.)

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      All citizens must tweet a pro trump message once every hour or will be turned into slave labor to replace deported labor force.

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      If we had a working judicial system, that would be hilarious because it would allow the average citizen to sue Twitter for hate speech and freedom of speech violations,