Prominent conservatives are blaming recent immigration from Haiti after a woman in Ohio was arrested for allegedly eating a cat.
The only problem? The woman has lived in America for the past six years.
The allegations arose over the weekend after right-wing users on social media discovered that a 27-year-old woman was charged last month with injuring animals, prohibitions concerning companion animals, and disorderly conduct.
The woman, Canton resident Allexis Telia Ferrell, reportedly “stomped on the cat’s head to kill the animal before eating it in a residential area in front of multiple people” on Aug. 16, according to Fox News.
To be fair to Charlie Kirk, he tried to eat a cat as well but couldn’t because of his widdle mouf… so technically he never ate a cat (as far as we know publicly).
I can confirm with absolute certainty that Charlie Kirk has never eaten a pussy in his entire life.
So can his wife.
I’m pretty sure you guys are thinking of Ben Shapiro.
ToMAYto, toMAHto.
As far as I know, Ben’s the only one who put out a statement about being unable to satisfy his wife (back when WAP was the hot new thing).