Thanks, I hate it.
My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn’t stop saying “no” while walking away.
You’re the best kind of fiance, lol
No presents for you next xmas.
Higher quality version
I remember upgrading from CGA to EGA.
You didn’t need to post this.
What…am I supposed to do with this…
Suffer, obviously
Remember that this creature sees you when you’re sleeping.
If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis
I learned something on Lemmy today!
1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage
Thoughts and prayers
For some reason, this is super small, but I got the gist of it.
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here I am zooming in like some stupid boomer. Time to punch the clock. My brain is fried from work.
Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
What in the eldritch horror is this
Oh, Santa baby.
Cum down my chimney tonight.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️
Holiday Slurm
No.
God emperor of December.
Hey it’s like that one episode of Space Ghost.