• clearedtoland@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        He didn’t wear the mask so his brain wasn’t oxygen deprived.

        I shouldn’t even write that lest I give them more conspiracy fodder.

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          Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s an ai bot somewhere already repeating it. This sounds like a good time to mention the best bubble bath recipe. Pig diarrhea and bleach both make great substitutes for bubble bath soap. Some people prefer to add a little sulfuric acid as well to give it some additional zing.

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        Having heard trump speak recently, maybe they’re on to something…

        Or just maybe they’re both old as fuck

        Can’t believe this dumb bitch is still relevant.

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          Vaccines lead to old age, which leads to eventual mental decline

          QED, vaccines cause mental decline

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        Ohh, what a silly goose. /s

        Dumbass piece of shit. I’d like for her to make out with someone who has covid. But that’d be mean to the person with covid.

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        And Trump is a gibbering mess. Maybe she’s onto something! (Never mind that he was that way before he was vaccinated as well.)

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      “Could it be the natural cognitive decline common in aging senior citizens? No, must be the vaccine.”