Canada is below the required immunity threshold to sustain elimination. How did we get here?

  • Skyline969@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    If only there was a way to prevent a person from getting measles. Hell, mumps and rubella too!

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      9 months ago

      But the shot gave me 5g or whatever, they’ll know where I am all times!

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      • Neato@ttrpg.network
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        9 months ago

        More likely is that no one in the government gives 2 shits what some MAGA retiree is doing. Those types are desperate to pretend they are relevant.

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          9 months ago

          It’s like when someone leaves a real asshole comment and then goes “I’m being brigaded!!!” lol. Naw lil buddy. You’re not that important people just saw your comment and thought you were being a jerk

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        9 months ago

        Better drink some colloidal silver in chlorine, no way could that be a scam. Gee why am I turning blue and shitting my guts out

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        9 months ago

        Have them skip the leeches, go straight to being a blood donor.

        Similar health benefit, but also help others. Last I checked, the Red Cross has declared an emergency from blood shortages, caused by fewer donors than ever.

        Just tell people it will reduce the microplastics in their bloodstream.