The embattled congressman isn’t running for reelection after the panel found “substantial evidence” of federal crimes
The House Ethics Committee has found “substantial evidence of potential violations of federal criminal law” by indicted New York Congressman George Santos, and are referring the matter to the Justice Department. Santos announced that he will not be running for reelection in 2024 shortly after the committee released its report.
“If there was a single ounce of ETHICS in the ‘Ethics committee’, they would have not released this biased report,” he wrote, adding that he “will … NOT be seeking re-election for a second term in 2024 as my family deserves better than to be under the gun from the press all the time.”
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The ISC report found that in multiple instances, Santos moved funds donated to his campaign to his personal checking accounts, and used the money at luxury store Hermès, OnlyFans, Sephora, as well as for meals, parking, and to pay off his credit card bills. His FEC reports included payments for Botox, a luxury vacation in the Hamptons, taxis and hotel stays during his Las Vegas honeymoon, and spa treatments.
He didn’t even go to a competent doctor for the Botox:
Is penile botox a thing for any reason? Because somehow I picture this guy being obsessed with penis size or his inability to last longer than 3 thrusts or something.
the botox was to remove his penis wrinkles
I thought he wanted egg smooth balls tbh.
It was to go with his egg smooth brain.
Don’t we all?
You didn’t let me finish… would you suck THESE balls?
You’d need a lot of botox, given that he is a penis wrinkle.
penis wrinkles = prinkles
Think it was penile Botox?
I don’t expect to ever find out.
Biish please, we’re on the Internet. You will learn.
“A tiny needle is used to administer the Botox into the penis. The clinical impact is that the patient’s erection becomes stronger, harder, and longer lasting”
Yeah, but I have no idea whether that’s one of the places that George Santos got his Botox.
the giveaway is that when he smiles his cock doesn’t move.
Living on the edge, man