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Fontasia@feddit.nl to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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    To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.

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      Now everyone can get fucked by Microsoft Excel

    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      Why wouldn’t the buttplug have internet connectivity? Kids, remember to update your sex toys with the latest security patches!

      • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        after seeing several comments, and wondering whether everyone gets the reference, I’ve decided to just link the reference

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      To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.

      Hey some do have internet connectivity.

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      I actually own a sex toy that, in order to use certain features, I need to connect to my phone via bluetooth and log in to their server on their app with a username and password. Careful what you wish for.

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        Shit. Get Lovense or something instead. Still has Bluetooth connectivity but there are so many open source clients to make use of.

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          Thanks for the suggestion!

          • Leon@pawb.social
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            The furry community has your back!

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      It says it’s connected & morse code exists

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