Or a coat of arms.
How do you gild things here?
This is the place for my joke!
Did you hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit LIKE A GLOVE!
It’s even better if you tell it in a Sean Connery voice.
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They’d probably just wear socks or 80’s style leg warmers.
They would mostly wear hats.
Maybe a tiny skirt on the arm that is a penis
Why the fuck would octopuses have to wear clothes?! Come to think of it… why do humans have to wear clothes?
I think a big part of it began for survival. Since take this for example those living in colder environments after we lost our dense hair across our bodies. They had to wear things made from pelts. To sustain life in colder regions. Same goes for warm environments. The important areas of the body. It’s better to wear light clothing than get sunburn. Mainly if you don’t wish to go through the adaption to not need clothes. That’s gonna take 1000s of years of blisters, sunburns and more.
Beyond that. Let’s say you didn’t wear a shirt. Most times. People wear pants/shorts or something on their lower half for modesty and not to have their dick swinging. I mean have you ever thought how much of a nuisance it’d be. If you were running the jungles or forest with nothing holding that in. You’d slap that shit on trees, bush and sticks. That’s not fun. Alongside the bugs and more.
Now people here have mentioned hypothermia and myself. I can wear limited clothing in -1F. Barefoot shoes, Shorts and Tshirt enough to maintain a good balance.
I don’t.
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If that’s the reason why are you doing it in summer?
If you say protection from sun, how about warm cloudy day?
wait - read your comment properly, but you can still get sunburned on a cloudy day.
You live in a warm place, I think
There is no suitable place for an Octopus to wear either pants or a skirt. Octopuses are almost entirely made of face. There is no torso, no waist, no lower body. We call the appendages around the mouth “arms” (not “legs”) but they are more analogous to prehensile whiskers. I think they would be more likely to wear a cap or headband. A balaclava would be interesting.
An octopus with a helmet would be unstoppable
Many octopodes can change the color and pattern of their skin at will.
Our clothing and tattoos are but crude facsimiles of their capabilities. Cephalopods have no need of such frivolities.
“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”
Squiddly Diddly just Winnie The Pooed it
They’d wear swimsuits, of course. Who wears skirts or pants in the water?
Why wouldn’t they just wear stylish hats?
Is that xxxxxxxxxxxxxxl or is it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl
Now that’s a proper hat. Shelter yourself and 6 of your friends from sun or rain!
England would still force them to change into trousers on the mainland.
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…when a Scot wearing a kilt travelled to the mainland, they’d have to change into trousers, There’s changerooms still standing along the coast…
Octopuses have 8 arms and no legs. They’d probably wear halter tops.
I guess an octopus skirt is more like a poncho.
