I just said “Can you rewrite this passage to be even more verbose? {your comment}” for the first one and then “Can you make it even more verbose? I’m going for excess levels of verbosity” for the second one. The very first line
For those who, perchance, remain ensnared in a web of puzzlement and seek further elucidation:
Had me fucking rolling lmfao
This is why I run my own multinational telecommunications conglomerate